*Warning. This post contains PG-13 rated material. If you’re feeling like a prude, get over it. If you’re here because you are a disgusting pig and googled something nasty then ended up on my blog instead, HA HA!* I recently realized that I have way more in common with Playboy Playmates than previously thought. For…
Playboy Playmates are People Too
Say "Ahhhhhhhhh"
My best friend had her tonsils out this morning. The days leading up to the procedure were nerve wracking for her, since the doctor told her that for an adult, the recovery time was long and excrutiating. He even prescribed her the kind of pain pills that come with “do not share this medication with anyone”…
Screw This. I’m Going to Starbucks.
A snapshot of someone living with OCD. To you, a creepy pile of half-opened tea bags. To me, a ten minute quest to fine the “right” one. Now. Is this enough to make you retreat slowly in the opposite direction? I hope not. Because after all, this is A Sweet Dose of Truth. And I’m…
Forgive Them Father, For They Know Not What They……..Wear.
Ah. Easter Sunday. The day Catholics around the world let out a cummalitive sigh of relief and indulge excessively in everything they gave up during lent, such as cheese, chocolate, foul language, booze, and reality t.v. Oh. And there’s also that whole, Christ is Risen bit, which is sort of a big deal if you aren’t…
It’s Too Soon For Hitler Jokes
I woke up last night, around 2:00 a.m., with vertigo. It’s the gift that keeps on giving. After stumbling down the hallway, I made some peppermint tea, and carefully sat down on the couch in the living room to try and relax with some mindless t.v. I settled on Sabrina the Teenage Witch, since I…
Parking Lots Can Be Prolific
I am in the parking lotdigging for keyscomingdown froma pediatric dental visit I am fumbling in my purseamong folded stacks of pre-op papeworkforms I need to fill out for the son thatrefuses to open his mouthandrequires a hospital stay(they better give him an extra turn at the treasure chest for that) She pulls her black suv…
Whatever Happened to Mary and Her Freakin Lamb?
Maybe I’m just being overly dramatic (completely out of character, I know) but I’m thinking that these little cd sets featuring kids singing mainstream music are sort of….inappropriate. I don’t know about you, but lyrics such as these just don’t sound right coming from singers who still need help wiping the doodie from their behinds: Ain’t…