Dear Young, Attractive, Visibly Self-Absorbed Couple: Yoohoo! I’m over here. In the private school booth, which is located directly across from the massage booth that you are standing in. What lovely little girls you have. They must be about 6, 7 years old, am I right? Oh. I see that you’re too busy to come over and…
I Demand A Raise. Or Something.
Listen. I’m all for taking care of your kids and crap.My two are usually not hungry, not thirsty, not cold.For the most part, they’re listed as stable. They’re doing much better than my mother predicted they would when we announced that we were starting a family (and by starting a family I mean, “Hey mom,…
Oh Hellll No…..
The phone rang Saturday morningand I was taken abackwhen a young girl’s voiceasked to speak with Superman (sweet, innocent, six year old mama’s boy Superman) And so it begins.Me vs. The Tramps Luckilyhe was at Polish schooland after a two minute polite conversationI promised the little hussythat he would call her back when he got home…
I Swear This Post Is Not Just About Poop
Monchichi has diarreah. Hey. It’s no picnic for me. Why should I sugarcoat it for you? We are on what feels like day 56, but really it’s been about 72 hours.Today I decided to call his doctor’s office, so that I could once again be reassured that there was nothing they could do and that eventually…
There Are A lot of Pissed Off Kids at the Happiest Place on Earth
Two weeks ago our family indulged in something we have wanted for some time: annual Disney passports.It cost almost as much as an average SoCal mortgage payment, but we justified it by stomping our feet and proclaiming that we “really really really really want it NOW!” That seemed to work so I am considering adopting this…
I Am Temporarily Unsubscribing My Mother So That She Doesn’t Read This Post
So…..I have this teeny tiny dilemma. Last week, I noticed that one of my favorite, understated wreaths that hangs in my living room ( i have two identical ones) was missing. I wasn’t entirely sure how long it had been gone, but something about the room had been off for days and I thought I was losing my…
This Post is Rated TMI
That’s Too Much Information for those of you who aren’t on the up and up regarding online acronyms.So.Last chance to turn back now. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. So today I had my annual physical. And by annual I mean once every five years.I have new insurance (woohooo honey!) and a new doctor and…