So during my shower this morning I had a little blast from the past and I randomly remembered the time my doctor from the good ol days (and by good ol days I mean the days when the nurse didn’t have to keep pushing that black lever thingy on the scale over until it was all the way at the end and…
And Guess What?!
7:05 a.m.“Mom. Mom. Mom. Guess what? So I was on the playground and then Benny came up and he wanted to show me this bug he caught by the tree, you know, the tree in the corner with the big green leaves, and so he showed me the bug and I was like ‘eww, that is one giant bug’…
Playboy Playmates are People Too
*Warning. This post contains PG-13 rated material. If you’re feeling like a prude, get over it. If you’re here because you are a disgusting pig and googled something nasty then ended up on my blog instead, HA HA!* I recently realized that I have way more in common with Playboy Playmates than previously thought. For…
Say "Ahhhhhhhhh"
My best friend had her tonsils out this morning. The days leading up to the procedure were nerve wracking for her, since the doctor told her that for an adult, the recovery time was long and excrutiating. He even prescribed her the kind of pain pills that come with “do not share this medication with anyone”…
Screw This. I’m Going to Starbucks.
A snapshot of someone living with OCD. To you, a creepy pile of half-opened tea bags. To me, a ten minute quest to fine the “right” one. Now. Is this enough to make you retreat slowly in the opposite direction? I hope not. Because after all, this is A Sweet Dose of Truth. And I’m…
Forgive Them Father, For They Know Not What They……..Wear.
Ah. Easter Sunday. The day Catholics around the world let out a cummalitive sigh of relief and indulge excessively in everything they gave up during lent, such as cheese, chocolate, foul language, booze, and reality t.v. Oh. And there’s also that whole, Christ is Risen bit, which is sort of a big deal if you aren’t…
It’s Too Soon For Hitler Jokes
I woke up last night, around 2:00 a.m., with vertigo. It’s the gift that keeps on giving. After stumbling down the hallway, I made some peppermint tea, and carefully sat down on the couch in the living room to try and relax with some mindless t.v. I settled on Sabrina the Teenage Witch, since I…