Subject 2 quickly agrees and wipes drool from face.
Subject 1 and 2 enjoy Starbucks pit stop to fortify themselves prior to entering said Target.
Subject 1 attempts to hog radio station selection. Subject 2 quickly asserts herself and after brief scuffle during which Subject 1 almost runs into a pole, both subjects come to an agreement on Lady Gaga tune.
Subject 1 thinks she is Lady Gaga. Subject 2 is disgusted.
Subjects arrive at destination and enter through automatic doors. Large red cart is located and retreived.
Subject 1 begins to make her way towards lingerie section.
Subject 2 follows suit but makes detour to pick up some family necessities.
Subject 2 tries not to stare at Subject 1’s underwear choice, which is clearly slutty and inappropriate.
Subject 1 heads to makeup and self-care aisle.
Subject 2 heads to pullupswipescheeseitsyogurtfruitsnacktylenollunchablelaundrydetergent aisle.
Subjects reconvene at check-out.
Please refer to Exhibit A