Our family was chosen to bring the gifts to the alter this morning, which included a giant basket of money donated to the church by law-abiding parishioners.
We walked proudly to the front and met the priest.
He proceeded to tell us what a good job we did and thanked us.
Monchichi proceeded to try and take off with a $1.00 bill.
In front of everyone.
The priest chuckled.
Best Husband Ever intervened.
I was disappointed he didn’t reach for the $20.
Mama needs a pedicure.
God likes pretty feet, right?