Hot coffee gulped in-between morning chores: Check
Half-assed makeup application: Check
A million kisses before sending Monchichi to school on the bus: Check
Asking Superman to “PUH-lease go and put YOUR sweater and shoes on ALREADY!”: Check
Conveyor belt style lunch assembling for four: Check
Wolfing down fairly healthy breakfast in 2.3 seconds flat: Check
Giving Superman super scary stare because you mean business: Check
Obligatory-rainy-day-indoor-kindergarten-class-teacher-headache: Check
Obligatory-holy-crap-where-did-all-our-money-go-online-banking-session-Check
Delicious elementary meeting potluck (highlight of the day): Check
Worrying about Monchichi: Check
Worrying about Superman: Check
Playing hooky from Children’s Lit class (Shut Up): Check
Daily after school sugar rush by way of whipped cream straight from the can: Check
Daily promise to quit uber-bad habit of squirting whipped cream straight into mouth: Check
After-school whine-fest alternating between Superman and Monchichi: Check
50 loads of laundry waiting for a chance to smell clean at some point in this century: Check
Weight loss reminder from mommy dearest: Check
Video game babysitting so I can blog: Check
Handsome husband coming home: Check
Tired, happy, ready to do it again tomorrow mommy: Check
That sounds strangely familiar. 😉