10. When you call your hostess to ask what you should bring to dinner and she suggests a side dish, you show up with a half empty bottle of homemade vodka and a box of Chicken in a Biskit. 9. You use words like “me, mine, I, my, and myself” when asking how everyone else is doing, i.e, “I am myself curious [...]
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Oh Honey!Where do I begin? Here I lay wedged between two boyswhile you slumber away on a twin mattress belowa compromise, you say, until I get off my hiney and implement a viable solution to what has clearly become a standoff(I think we are losing) Not necessarily romantic but such is our life togetheras we take turnslaughingcryingfalling apartreaching [...]
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