Take That You Little Turd

I took the kiddos to a birthday party yesterday without my husband.  He was stuck at home with some manual labor chores and as I pulled out of the driveway he looked absolutely miserable, holding his 12 pack of imported amber ale in one hand, a large cordless power tool in the other.  I tell ya, it…

You Are Appreciated

EverydayI send my eight year son to school.Each morning, I wait outside with him for the little bus that winds its way up our hill and parks in front of the driveway.  I hug and kiss him all the way up the bus steps, handing him over to his wonderful and very competent driver at the very last…

Facebook Through the Ages

Sebastion Smith Is crapping in his diaper.  Can’t wait until mom gets a “load” of this! Veronica Wellington Is sick and tired of circle time and yogurt for snacks.  Also, ran into that b*#! Astrid in the sandbox again.  She better watch it during nap time. Rob “the snake” McAllister Is Wasted!   Dude.  Beer.  Lots. Lori…

I’m Confused

So my husband stayed home sick today.  I left him this morning, in bed, watching televsion, with a box of tissues next to him and plenty of fluids, cough drops, and fluffy pillows under his head. I just got home from work and The dishes aren’t done Dinner isn’t made The laundry has not been…

Thoughts On Motherhood

*I remember thinking that as a Mother, I would spend my days bestowing wisdom upon my offspring, offering them my sage advice, teaching them the ways of the world and how to navigate through it safely.  How surprising it was then, when it turned out that they were the ones teaching me about life.  Oh…