Can I Borrow A Dollar?

Recently, after going over some banking statements, my husband made a startling discovery: I’ve been spending all of our money. No one was more surprised than me.  “Really?” I said. He gave me one of those looks that suggested I sleep with one eye open that night.  So ever since he realized that I’ve been…

I Almost Had To Write This in the Bathroom

I’ve lost six pounds!In less than 48 hours!Apparently all it takes to get this mama into her favorite pair of blue jeansis a violent strain of gastrosomeoneshootmeintheassbeforeihavetogotothebathroomagain.  Yesterday, during a particularly bad spell, I was leaned up against the toilet, covered in sweat, suffering from what some may describe as a total psychotic meltdown.  I suggested to my…

Medical Malpractice

So during my shower this morning I had a little blast from the past and I randomly remembered the time my doctor from the good ol days (and by good ol days I mean the days when the nurse didn’t have to keep pushing that black lever thingy on the scale over until it was all the way at the end and…

And Guess What?!

7:05 a.m.“Mom.  Mom.  Mom.  Guess what?  So I was on the playground and then Benny came up and he wanted to show me this bug he caught by the tree, you know, the tree in the corner with the big green leaves, and so he showed me the bug and I was like ‘eww, that is one giant bug’…