8. But Whose Counting?

I shushed you in the hallway this morningand hissed “shut up” as you opened your mouthbecause Superman was sleeping off a high fever and you were being loud so you whispered “Happy Anniversary” and I felt like the world’s biggest assand the luckiest girl in the whole wide worldall in the same breathwhile we giggled and…

The First of Many, I’m Sure…..

Whew. Just got done giving Superman his very first lecture. As in, “park your keister on the couch and listen up little dude…..” So.I have come to the following conclusions: 1.  Best Husband Ever is definately the bad cop2.  I am definately the SappyMommyIforgiveyoubaby cop3.  Giving lectures?  Waaaaaaaaay more fun than getting them. Watch out Superman. It’s on.

Sometimes Confessing is Half the Battle

There is an ugly side to this mommy. Sometimes, she comes out while in public places, as she anticipates strangers’ reactions to her silent son, obessing whether or not someone may think he is rude, selfish, stupid. She shows up during conversations with other mothers, as they complain about the mundane, comparing notes on achievements, professing…

Literacy: It’s Not All It’s Cracked Up To Be

Oh. Gone are the days of baby gurgles and coos.  Fewer and fewer mispronounciations of everyday words.  I am still in denial and will forever say “nerdles” instead of noodles.  Even when Superman is in his forties.  It’s creepy, I know, but I’m fairly certain it’s all I’ll have. Gone are the days of spelling…

I Need New Friends

Preferably Butt Ugly ones. Because nothing rubs my ego the wrong way than when my girlfriends show up at an event looking just as hot (if not more so) than me. I’m tired of the sexy haircuts, the updated makeup, the skinny jeans and pretty patterned tops.  I want some drawstring-pants-wearing-mullet-hair-sporting-gold-capped-teeth ladies in my life. The…

I Was Going To Complain About Something

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