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*clearing throat*

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*crickets*

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*clearing throat loudly*

Oh for the love of God.
You are just like a man.

DO YOU NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME?

Nope. Didn’t cut my hair.  I should.  But I didn’t.
Nope. Didn’t lose any weight.  Again.  The need is there, but no follow through.

I’ll give you a few minutes to think about it.

When you’ve figured it out, give me a holler, and let me know what you think.

In the meantime you ought to work on your observation skills a bit.

Sheesh.