“…………………………………………………………………………………………………………” *clearing throat* “…………………………………………………………………….” *crickets* “……………………………………………………………………………” *clearing throat loudly* Oh for the love of God.You are just like a man. DO YOU NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME? Nope. Didn’t cut my hair. I should. But I didn’t.Nope. Didn’t lose any weight. Again. The need is there, but no follow through. I’ll give you a few minutes…
Be Careful Who You Complain To
I was rockin a pretty decent headache yesterday. It might have had something to do with shopping for back to school crap with Superman and being overwhelmed by the ability to spend money at Target again. In any case, I drove home with one eye shut, popped some tylenol, drank half a pot of coffee…
They Don’t Serve Earl Grey @ The Improv: A Review
When the waitress came by our table last night at the comedy club and I asked for hot tea, she stared at me like I was suffering from a very debilitating mental disorder. Which I am, but that’s for another time and place. I know they want you good and loaded so that you laugh…