Or so the headline will read in our local community newspaper come Monday morning.

Because.

Our family was chosen to bring the gifts to the alter this morning, which included a giant basket of money donated to the church by law-abiding parishioners.

We walked proudly to the front and met the priest.
He proceeded to tell us what a good job we did and thanked us.
Monchichi proceeded to try and take off with a $1.00 bill.

In front of everyone.

The priest chuckled.
Best Husband Ever intervened.

I was disappointed he didn’t reach for the $20.

Hey.

Mama needs a pedicure.
God likes pretty feet, right?