I KNOW! Isn’t it great???? Sushi. The food of the GODS. And overworked school teachers. And after staring at my best friend’s backside all day (she’s the one on the left) I left school and immediatley went to our local sushi place and ordered some rolls. And for the record, my amazing, sexy, patient, brilliant…
Bistro Baby Blues
I am sitting at a French Bistro with my sister, who in my opinion happens to be WAY too beautiful and really, God could have distributed the genetic wealth a little more fairly, but anyway….. The banquet room is crowded with women of all ages…..estrogen is thick in the air and every time a male…
Jesus Is In My Air Freshener
I kid you not. I discovered this strange phenomenon a week or so ago. I was just doing my thing in the bathroom when I looked up and……, Jesus was staring right at me from the glass cinammon apple air freshener i keep on the counter. It was startling and creepy to say the least.…
I know who you’re going to vote for……
Your kids told me. Yep. All was divulged. Grown up opinions coming from mouths covered in candy corn. “He’s weird.” “He’s too old to do the job.” “I don’t like him.” “Rock Obama!” “McCain!” “Teacher, can I go potty?” And so went our first introduction to freedom, elections, and the right to vote in our…
Questioning Myself
It has been almost a month since I last posted. Not because my life is dull, or I have no opinions. But because I am a closet writer. That’s right. I have yet to admit to myself that I know I am good enough to blog publicly and build readership and engage people as I…
It’s not what you think
If someone had told me that at 31 I would be introducing Vinyl into the married bedroom scene, I would have snorted out loud. Me? Vinyl? Seriously, that is like 2500 workouts away. But, low and behold, last Friday I found myself in the vinyl aisle at our local Target. Didn’t know they carried stuff…